Diary of A Social Butterfly
I spend a lot of time thinking about I want. I know the Universe will get me there.
  • girlebony:

    forgetpolitics:

    yoncehaunted:

    *SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

    WHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT

    Ok, that was a good payoff.. *slow claps*

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  • girlebony:

    forgetpolitics:

    yoncehaunted:

    *SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

    WHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT

    Ok, that was a good payoff.. *slow claps*

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  • jotenheimr:

    blackrabbit94:

    The power of Cosplay

    wow

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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  • thedrunkenenigma:

    macsceneshawe:

    ADVENTURE TIME AINT NO DAMN JOKE, SON.

    At all

    (Source: sandandglass, via divaofthedevas)

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  • gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

    time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

    douglasmurphy:

    rainbowcoffin:

    c-h-0-w:

    nightwife:

    Always reblog

    Woah

    well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
    sounds to me like he was asking for it

    Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

    If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

    I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

    (Source: suzziepsyche, via my-journey-is-my-story)

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  • cosmictuesdays:

    nadiacreek:

    coelasquid:

    deformutilated:

    Fudge recipe on a headstone

    I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

    I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

    this might be some of the best fudge I’ve ever had. Now I’m sobbing

    (via edwarcav)

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  • theblacksymphony:

    If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

    (via edwarcav)

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  • thesassycat:

    "This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

    image

    (Source: thesassycat, via edwarcav)

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    • me: whats your opinion on tampons
    • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
    • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
    • little brother: why
    • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
    • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
    • me:
    • little brother:
    • me: that is a fantastic point
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  • rekit:

    The best deodorant you will ever use

    Seriously. 1/4 teaspoon in each pit and you can sweat your ass off, totally stink-free for like 2 full days. It’s a natural anti-bacterial so those little fuckers won’t multiply and make you smell. Plus it’s cheaper and healthier than any deod you can buy anywhere.

    Use equal parts of the following:

    -corn starch
    -baking soda
    -coconut oil
    -cocoa butter

    With a few drops of whatever essential oil you want, for fragrance. Otherwise it basically just smells like nothing. I use tea tree oil & pine needle oil. Cuz they’re MANLY.

    Note - It pretty much turns to liquid if it’s warmer than about 75 degrees. If you want to keep it solid, you can refrigerate it or add a little more corn starch.

    Reblogging myself again, cuz I still use this and it’s still awesome

    (via taliliah)

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